Some Humor

Ok, school is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too serious. (Did I make my point clear?)

So, here are some slightly humorous things... (If you read my SSENMODNARs, you have read some of these.)

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

Church bulletin bloopers:
-Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
-Visiting Missionary: Bertha Belch.

Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa".
-Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
-A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
-The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
-Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.

-Due to the rector's illness, Monday's healing service will be discontinued until further notice.

-The seventh graders will be presenting Shakespear's Hamlet on Friday. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. The audience is asked to remained seated untill the end of the recession.

-Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door. Ushers will eat latecomers.
-Remember in prayer that many are sick of our community and church. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

Have a great weekend! 'member to:

Study for Science, Pre-algebra, and Bible (tell me if more)

Do Social Studies homework (resource questions)

Mrs. Carter's PA- 3.3 Wksheet, 1st column, all of back except last question (Mr. M's PA, please tell me)

Read AR

~and pray for Miss Roth and her grandmother~