Swine Flu? Pfft, When Pigs Fly.

I WILL EAT YOU
(Unless you wash your hands)

Now that all the principals and every other adult has told you it's important to wash your hands, it's my turn.
About 10 eighth graders did not get to go to Washington D.C., due to the fact that they got Swine Flu.
Do you want to be that kid that gets held out of school due to Swine Flu?
And gets talked about?
"So-and-so's got Swine Flu. Better wear a mask to school!"
I sure wouldn't.
SO WASH YOUR HANDS.